Happy Valentine's Day! (the '!' should adequately mask my utter lack of enthusiasm)
A Valentine to St. Valentine
(in the form of, yup, you guessed it...a bad haiku)
Brave, noble saint, we
Honor thy name this day with
Conversation hearts.
...
Of course, as I was writing this, I received Doug's comment alerting me to the fact that St. Valentine has about as much to do with Valentine's Day as the Easter Bunny has to do with Easter. No matter; I'll take any excuse I can to write bad haiku, even if it is historically inaccurate!
(in the form of, yup, you guessed it...a bad haiku)
Brave, noble saint, we
Honor thy name this day with
Conversation hearts.
...
Of course, as I was writing this, I received Doug's comment alerting me to the fact that St. Valentine has about as much to do with Valentine's Day as the Easter Bunny has to do with Easter. No matter; I'll take any excuse I can to write bad haiku, even if it is historically inaccurate!
